THE FIRST ANNUAL “HATHY” AWARDS
Here we are ladies and gentlemen, finally reaching the point in our 31 day salute to the horror genre where we give out the inaugural “Hathies” for outstanding achievement in scary cinema. All the voting has been completed and tabulated, the after parties booked, and the paparazzi assembled. Let’s see who takes home one of these highly sought after trophies, shall we?
This year’s winners are…
BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR (2013-2014)
- Honeymoon (directed by Leigh Janiak)
- Proxy (directed by Zack Parker)
- Oculus (directed by Mike Flanagan)
- Housebound (directed by Gerard Johnstone)
- Enemy (directed by Denis Villeneuve)
MOVIE THAT WOULD HAVE WON BEST OVERALL IF IT HAD BEEN CLASSIFIED A HORROR MOVIE AND NOT SCI FI
- Snowpiercer (directed by Joon-ho Bong)
BEST FOUND FOOTAGE MOVIES
- Willow Creek (directed by Bobcat Goldthwait)
- The Sacrament (directed by Ti West)
MOVIE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN TEN TIMES BETTER AS A NON-FOUND FOOTAGE FILM CUZ THE IDEAS WERE SO GREAT
- Mr. Jones (directed by Karl Mueller)
MOVIE THAT SEEMED REALLY PROMISING FOR THE FIRST 30 MINUTES BUT THEN FELL APART SPECTACULARLY
- The Canal (directed by Ivan Kavanagh)
Rupert Evans is freaking brilliant in “the canal”, though…
BEST MOVIE OF 2012 THAT DESERVES TO BE SEEN BY ALL HORROR FANS BECAUSE IT’S SO EFFING GREAT AND DOES SO MUCH WITH NO BUDGET BUT YOU DON’T EVEN NOTICE THE BUDGET IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE THE MOVIE KICKS SO MUCH ASS, AND IT’S EVEN A ZOMBIE MOVIE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
- The Battery (directed by Jeremy Gardner)
–BPL
